Jeffrey I Hear U (1979)
This is some serious art damaged synth punk nonsense foisted upon the world by the Girls in 1979 on Hearthan, (Pere Ubu's label and the only non-Cleveland band ever released by them.)
The title track has but a single chord (an 'E', I believe) and the b-side appears to make fun of a severely deformed Victorian man who would go on to be portrayed by David Bowie on Broadway.
This kind of degenerate forays into our sonic safe spaces cannot be allowed to stand. We must on a sound and moral footing work together to stamp out this kind of debasing poppycock for the sake of good wholesome entertainment.
Perhaps something with puppets. The world needs more puppets.
But not the creepy kind of puppet.
Good happy puppets doing nice wholesome happy puppet shows.
And certainly not this sort of depraved swill thrust upon us by the Girls.
None of that.
Amen.
Girl Trouble (1987)
Girl Trouble are from Tacoma, WA. They are also depraved, but there's nothing we can do about it anymore. The Pacific Northwest is a lost cause already.
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